Stop by the Salmon Library's User Services Desk to receive your Silly Fortune* for the academic year. 

* Fortunes will be a bit silly and cannot predict the future. In the case that they do predict the future, it was an accident. Except in cases where following the fortune lead to you finding a long lost family treasure, then our finding fee is 10%. In the case that the fortunes were not silly enough, we apologize in advance. We really should have seen that coming.