Meet the Team

“She sounds like a female Morgan Freeman”
-Amber Williams

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so”
-Ford Prefect

“BLARRGHGRRGHRGHRGH”
-Over Lord

“mpmh mpmser mphr!”
-Team Fortress 2 Pyro

“Nobody gets exactly what they want in life. But if you work hard and are kind, amazing things will happen.”
-Conan O’Brien

“The dispenser goes here.”
-Team Fortress 2 Medic

“Disregard females. Acquire Currency.”
-Joseph Ducreux

“My Cascada playlist is kind of a big deal.”
-Andy Chang

“May the force be with you.”
-Star Wars

“You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
-Microsoft

“Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise….”
-Lewis Carroll

“Don’t be stupid, it might make you famous.”
-Unknown

“Space.”
-Space Core

“Call nothing thine, except thy soul. Love not what thou art, only what thou may become. Do not pursue pleasure, for thou mayest have the misfortune to overtake it. Look always forward; in last year’s nest there are no birds this year.”
-Don Quixote

“Your sheep . . . which are usually so tame and so cheaply fed, begin now, according to report, to be so greedy and wild that they devour human beings themselves more and devastate and depopulate fields, houses, and towns”
-More, Complete Works, Vol. IV, p. 67.

“We on fire, you trailin’. If I’m fresh, you stale, then.”
-MellowHype

“Um, I-I don’t even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you’re talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal.”
-Team Fortress 2 Scout

“Hey, look buddy. I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, “What is beauty?,” because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of ‘philosophy’. I solve practical problems.”
-Team Fortress 2 Engineer

“Last one alive, lock the door!”
-Team Fortress 2 Soldier

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
-Ezio Auditore da Firenze